Master to be Jailed & Bailed 2022 – UPDATE
20 September 2022
Tower of London
Following the sad news of the death of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II, Jailed & Bailed 2022 has been cancelled.
Please though do continue to give generously - your donations will help both the British Red Cross and the Fuellers Charitable Trust Fund
PLEASE DONATE TO HELP TO GET OUR MASTER OUT OF THE TOWER OF LONDON
PLEASE GIVE GENEROUSLY
Our Master has been accused of misdemeanours resulting in her being declared a Felon. She will therefore be arrested at the Old Bailey on Tuesday 20 September 2022 and marched to be locked up at the Tower of London.
That is unless we can raise enough bail money to have her released by the Lord Mayor!!
It has been impossible to ascertain the misdemeanours for which the Master is to be arrested as, due to staff shortages following the pandemic, these will only be made public at the time of her arrest. It has been made clear, however, that she will be released on bail if sufficient funds can be raised.
Rumours abound that, despite her being irritatingly good at everything she turns her hand to, she has been spotted appearing casually dressed at a City event because she left her suitcase in the station car park; forcing her children to work late so Company guests could be fed dinner; and, perhaps most heinous of all, auditioning for Strictly Come Dancing at the Blackpool Tower Ballroom when on official duties.
We urge you Fellow Fuellers, to give generously and help our Master in her hour of need. Your donations will ensure she avoids the ‘bread and water’ and confinement in the Tower of London.
Please make your donations by either:
- Via The Fuellers Charitable Trust Fund's CAF page. Mark reference “J&B”
- Pay direct by bank transfer to: Account name: 'The Fuellers Charitable Trust Fund', sort code: 30 96 66, account number: 00460739. Mark reference “J&B”
- Post a cheque payable to 'The Fuellers Charitable Trust Fund' to: John Bainbridge, Treasurer FCTF, Baltic House, The Common, Cranleigh, Surrey GU6 8SL
Please give generously!